Being a one-year-old is pretty cool, y'all. You cover yourself in paint and chill in front of the fan while soaking up the rays. Your spend your days with friends, swingin', swimmin', and having three celebrations of your birthday.
Cake! Have some.
You got me what?
Mommy is this icing colored with...beets?
Well it is delicious!
Whew, that was exhausting.