Monday, April 13, 2009

Missing. Reward.

LOST:
One pair of running legs, 1977 model. Short, stocky, top-heavy, a nice shade of winter white. Small dent in left one. Usually very responsive to requests to run faster. Can stay on pace for numerous 400m repeats or during Ironman marathons. Last seen Nov 1, 2008 in Panama City. Owner is distraught over loss. Reward or trade for pair of sitting legs.

10 comments:

  1. oh my goodness, i'm laughing so hard!

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  2. That's fantastic! Joy's at it again with another GREAT post!!

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  3. my guess is damie stole them. that sneaky minnie sure got fast all of a sudden...

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  4. If I find them you're not getting them back :-) Your legs are AWESOME!

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  5. I'll keep my eyes peeled; I could use a pair that doesn't have a cast on one! :)

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  6. holy shit that cracked me up. seriously- not here at the crazy house. i think they were stolen in lr along with my knee.....

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  7. I bet they're hanging out with mine somewhere fun. Hopefully shaven, tanned and full of spunk.

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  8. Yes, Jenny. I'm naked. When I streak, I ALWAYS make sure to wear my flats, be chip timed, and identify myself with random numbers markered on my leg. Nancy, we need to join them when we find them!

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  9. That is so funny! Your legs look awesome!

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